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Bernie
02-26-2008, 12:27 AM
ok....so i saw a post that had the "do you work out?" question in it. and yes, i was able to get that line to work......TWICE.....

got dinner out of it once, and lunch out of it once. both of the times i used it, they where basically the sam circumstance, so i will only share one story.

ok, i know some women would have slapped me for using it, but it came off as funny...so :P

Ok, I'm at the gym, doing shoulders and calves. I am doing machine shoulder presses. well across a walk way, there is a hack squat station and a standing calve deal.....

the girl doing hack squats is a cutie, and i noticed.....figures. well the typical macho guy is trying to impress her with, of all things, calve raises. he is doing like half the stack (225lbs) for like 15 reps at a time. he would strut over with his nipple covering tank top, walking with his chest out, and acting all studly....**snort**....he leaned over to say something, she didnt respond, and he walked away dejected. i see my oppertunity. i walk over....put the in all the way to the bottom (450) and knock out like 30 reps. Yeah i know, i have freakish calves. i could hear her snicker. i strech a lil, and hit another set, and kinda turn to her and wink. we both went about our work outs, and i see her get up from the hammy curl machine, and was wipeing it down, and i lean on the next machine over....and say, "soooo....uh, do you work out?"

she about died laughing, and we got to talking, and talking turned into lunch at the Mexican restaurante next door...i know gym then mexican food great stuff. consumed a million carbs right after working out.....HA. ok so we hung out a few times...and blah blah blah.

I swear it does work....I SWEAR IT.

I thought it was a funny story.

the question is, to all you single ladies out there, would this work on you?

if so, where do you work out?

I need addresses please.....:p

Shelly
02-26-2008, 02:09 AM
Oh



my



god



LOL


thats all i can say! :D

Bernie
02-26-2008, 02:26 AM
and just so you all know...im not that creepy guy at the gym.....hell i usually go in without my glasses on...and i can hardly read the numbers on my treadmill.....most of the time i dont know how much i am lifting on machines....i cant read the lil numbers...HA

and i do know when to talk to someone at that gym........only when they are leaving....i hate it when people try to talk to me when i am working out too.......

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 04:18 AM
nice! So do u have a 2nd date lined up?

I wuv mexican food, btw. ;)

Bernie
02-26-2008, 04:22 AM
eh, we hung out a few times....and nothing really came of it.

i honestly cant afford a girlfriend right now....but when i can...ill probably try it again....:P

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 04:23 AM
Well I guess in SoCal it would be expensive.

Bernie
02-26-2008, 04:29 AM
yeah...and i dont believe in "dutch" dating. if i ask a girl out, i pay for everything.

my thing is, the person who askes pays. but i am always ready to pay if i am asked to go out. kinda....if i ask a girl im paying. if she askes me out, i kinda expect her to pay, but am prepared to pay just in case.

so either way i want to have enough money to cover what ever it is we are doing. heck im even this way with friends. so basically if i have a girl friend i like to have, enough money to pay for everything, and spoil her here and there.....and right now....i dont have time....and i am broke.

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 04:40 AM
That is fair. I'll buy that. :LOLOL:

Bernie
02-26-2008, 04:55 AM
That is fair. I'll buy that. :LOLOL:

uh huh....thanks.....

seriously though...i work 6am-2pm, and coach high school track, which is like 3-5...then i have to eat and then hit the gym........so i leave the house at like 5:45 and dont get home til like 7:30ish.....

everyone once in a while i can sneak home for a minute...but generally NO...ugh

i have actually gotten into a fight with a female over who was gonna pay for dinner....she wanted to pay, but i stole the bill and paid while she was diggin through her purse for her CC......and she probably could have kicked my ass.....

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 04:56 AM
You sound like a very busy man!

I think it's nice to see that there are still some gentlemen out there! There is still hope for the single women!

ibarramedia
02-26-2008, 04:59 AM
yeah...and i dont believe in "dutch" dating. if i ask a girl out, i pay for everything.

my thing is, the person who askes pays. but i am always ready to pay if i am asked to go out. kinda....if i ask a girl im paying. if she askes me out, i kinda expect her to pay, but am prepared to pay just in case.

so either way i want to have enough money to cover what ever it is we are doing. heck im even this way with friends. so basically if i have a girl friend i like to have, enough money to pay for everything, and spoil her here and there.....and right now....i dont have time....and i am broke.


I always pay for everything. Regardless of who asks... Call me a little chauvinistic and i'll just say Chivalrous. I just believe in taking care of the girls. A lot of guys nowadays are just badasses.

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:04 AM
You sound like a very busy man!

I think it's nice to see that there are still some gentlemen out there! There is still hope for the single women!

yeah.....im draggin right now...HA....but im addicted to message boards...HA

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:05 AM
I always pay for everything. Regardless of who asks... Call me a little chauvinistic and i'll just say Chivalrous. I just believe in taking care of the girls. A lot of guys nowadays are just badasses.

im prepared to pay....but i have had a friend....who is a pro fbb....give me the death stare over not letting her pay for frozen yogert, so i let her.

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:07 AM
yeah.....im draggin right now...HA....but im addicted to message boards...HA

yeah, SBT is too. :D

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:07 AM
im prepared to pay....but i have had a friend....who is a pro fbb....give me the death stare over not letting her pay for frozen yogert, so i let her.

Yeah, watch out with us fbb'ers and the "stare". Looks can kill. ;)

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:08 AM
yeah, SBT is too. :D

nice....

and let me put it this way....i signed up today, and this is my 36th post....in the last 5 hours....HA

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:09 AM
yeah, SBT is too. :D

http://www.smileyvillage.com/smilies/sign0023.gif (http://www.smileyvillage.com)

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:09 AM
Yeah, watch out with us fbb'ers and the "stare". Looks can kill. ;)

yeah...i almost wet myself right then and there.....

i learned if she wants to pay for coffee or frozen yogert....i let her

i still wont let her pay for dinner...HA

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:09 AM
nice....

and let me put it this way....i signed up today, and this is my 36th post....in the last 5 hours....HA
SBT :SBT: will show you how it's done...

although you are doing just fine and dandy!

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:09 AM
nice....

and let me put it this way....i signed up today, and this is my 36th post....in the last 5 hours....HA

Nice work... maybe you will catch me an IG in no time :awesome:

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:10 AM
http://www.smileyvillage.com/smilies/sign0023.gif (http://www.smileyvillage.com)

im feeling the love

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:10 AM
http://www.smileyvillage.com/smilies/sign0023.gif (http://www.smileyvillage.com)

:hug:

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:11 AM
im feeling the love

lots going around huh!!!:love:

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:14 AM
SBT :SBT: will show you how it's done...

although you are doing just fine and dandy!

Oh like you can talk there missy :p

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:14 AM
lots going around huh!!!:love:

http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/love/1luvu.gif

ibarramedia
02-26-2008, 05:15 AM
nice....

and let me put it this way....i signed up today, and this is my 36th post....in the last 5 hours....HA


No kidding Bernie. I've been here almost a week and you are about to surpass me in this forum. Islandgirl and SBT racked up 1300+ in about a weeks time.

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:15 AM
:hug:

http://www.smileyvillage.com/smilies/love0073.gif (http://www.smileyvillage.com)

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:15 AM
im on my way this is already 43...HA

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:15 AM
No kidding Bernie. I've been here almost a week and you are about to surpass me in this forum. Islandgirl and SBT racked up 1300+ in about a weeks time.

http://www.smileyvillage.com/smilies/sign0011.gif (http://www.smileyvillage.com)

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:16 AM
im on my way this is already 43...HA

SO you want a http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/edible/cookie.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com)



:D

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:17 AM
Oh like you can talk there missy :p

http://easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-cute-smileys-467.gif (http://easyfreesmileys.com/)

Who moi?

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:17 AM
trust me, i can post whore with the best of them

im just tht damn good

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:17 AM
No kidding Bernie. I've been here almost a week and you are about to surpass me in this forum. Islandgirl and SBT racked up 1300+ in about a weeks time.

Let's get going ibarramedia!!!

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:17 AM
im on my way this is already 43...HA

44 now

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:18 AM
SO you want a http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/edible/cookie.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com)



:D

that would be amazing actually

but do you have a whole one...looks like you already took a bite of that one

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:18 AM
SO you want a http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/edible/cookie.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com)



:D

i do

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:18 AM
http://easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-cute-smileys-467.gif (http://easyfreesmileys.com/)

Who moi?

Yes youuuuuu http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/silly/razz.gif (http://www.thesmilies.com)

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:18 AM
44 now

46

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:18 AM
that would be amazing actually

but do you have a whole one...looks like you already took a bite of that one

she shares!

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:18 AM
i do

me first

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:19 AM
i do

That makes a few of us...

Some of the gals on here got some nice food porn pics of some cookies I saw while I was out at the store ;)

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:19 AM
she shares!

sharing is caring....

ibarramedia
02-26-2008, 05:19 AM
im on my way this is already 43...HA


Aren't you glad you found yourself here? Schmiddy is here too. I've been trying to get Tre over here. The girls here are great. Bernie you probably have this screen and the unrealscreen open. lol.

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:19 AM
she shares!

I share....

AND I CAN COOK!!! :D

What a package ehhhh?!?!? :angel:

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:20 AM
That makes a few of us...

Some of the gals on here got some nice food porn pics of some cookies I saw while I was out at the store ;)

I do love cookies too!

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:20 AM
I share....

AND I CAN COOK!!! :D

What a package ehhhh?!?!? :angel:

im in heaven....wanna mate....i mean date?

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:20 AM
I share....

AND I CAN COOK!!! :D

What a package ehhhh?!?!? :angel:

Total Package! What more can you ask for.

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:20 AM
sharing is caring....

yuppers!

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:20 AM
that would be amazing actually

but do you have a whole one...looks like you already took a bite of that one

I am sure I could arrange that ;)

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:21 AM
Aren't you glad you found yourself here? Schmiddy is here too. I've been trying to get Tre over here. The girls here are great. Bernie you probably have this screen and the unrealscreen open. lol.

naw no unreal right now....shoot i have five open here....HA

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:21 AM
Total Package! What more can you ask for.

multi-millionaire...though not a pre-requisit

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:22 AM
Better?!?!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h55/sbt2082/Smiles/cookie.jpg

ibarramedia
02-26-2008, 05:22 AM
Speaking of unreal , Islandgirl you have not visited in a while.

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:22 AM
I am sure I could arrange that ;)

mmmmmm.......cooooooooooooooookkkkkkkieeeeeeeeeeee e

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:22 AM
multi-millionaire...though not a pre-requisit

no, don't say that!!! :(

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:22 AM
I do love cookies too!

Yeah well you won't text so by golly sure wasn't sending you picture mail :p

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:23 AM
Better?!?!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h55/sbt2082/Smiles/cookie.jpg

WOOOOO HOOO!!!!

i love you

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:23 AM
im in heaven....wanna mate....i mean date?

Sure... mexican!?!?! :awesome:

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:23 AM
Total Package! What more can you ask for.

Well I do try ;)

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:24 AM
no, don't say that!!! :(

well you asked if i could ask for more...and seeing that im broke...adn would pay for everything anyway.....

i dont think it would matter...HA

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:24 AM
well you asked if i could ask for more...and seeing that im broke...adn would pay for everything anyway.....

i dont think it would matter...HA

j/k!!

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:24 AM
Sure... mexican!?!?! :awesome:

:bowdown:

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:24 AM
j/k!!

:D

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:25 AM
:bowdown:

Sweeeeeeeeet! I love me some chips and salsa thats for sure... MMMMM

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:31 AM
did someone say chips and salsa?

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:32 AM
did someone say chips and salsa?

NO kiddding! Now I want some :p :eat:

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:33 AM
I'm having peanuts now...but not the same as chips and salsa. :(

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:33 AM
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h55/sbt2082/recipes/FAjitas.jpg

Fajitas too!!!!!!!

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:34 AM
I'm having peanuts now...but not the same as chips and salsa. :(

Yeah my butterscotch protein pancake sure wasn't either!!!

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:34 AM
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h55/sbt2082/recipes/FAjitas.jpg

Fajitas too!!!!!!!

mmmmm

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:34 AM
Yeah my butterscotch protein pancake sure wasn't either!!!

:banghead:

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:39 AM
:banghead:

Maybe I should have had two :o

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:40 AM
Maybe I should have had two :o

I want to try some soon!!

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:44 AM
I want to try some soon!!

You will... this weekend remember!?! ;)

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:50 AM
ok im drooling right now.......

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:53 AM
Because of the food or all the hot chicks here :D

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:55 AM
even better....hot chicks talking about food.....

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:56 AM
Ahhh smart man ;)

Bernie
02-26-2008, 05:57 AM
well it is the best of both worlds.....

SBT
02-26-2008, 05:59 AM
You have a VERY GOOD point there!!! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/party/party0031.gif (http://www.squidoo.com/wymondham-college)

Bernie
02-26-2008, 06:00 AM
i think the only thing that would be better is eating food off of a hot chick.....

SBT
02-26-2008, 06:03 AM
Hmmm why did chocolate strawberries and whip cream just pop in my head :p

Bernie
02-26-2008, 06:09 AM
Hmmm why did chocolate strawberries and whip cream just pop in my head :p

i dont know....but i love the way you think

SBT
02-26-2008, 06:11 AM
HA HA!!

Yeah I kinda like it too :D

Bernie
02-26-2008, 06:12 AM
well thats a good thing

ripitupbaby
02-26-2008, 01:27 PM
BIG BERNIE'S IN DA HOUSE!!

WATCH OUT GIRLS, HE'S A CHARMER!! ;)






.

Bernie
02-26-2008, 02:58 PM
BIG BERNIE'S IN DA HOUSE!!

WATCH OUT GIRLS, HE'S A CHARMER!! ;)






.


shhhhhh.....they arent supposed to know that yet.....

IslandGirl
02-26-2008, 05:33 PM
shhhhhh.....they arent supposed to know that yet.....

http://easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-hello-kitty-smileys-644.gif (http://easyfreesmileys.com/)

Bernie
02-27-2008, 12:06 AM
:kiss:http://easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-hello-kitty-smileys-644.gif (http://easyfreesmileys.com/)

:kiss:

IslandGirl
02-27-2008, 12:12 AM
Hiya Bernie!

Bernie
02-27-2008, 12:13 AM
hows it going....