**ducks**

[Bernie]

Why dont you ever buy a woman a watch?




theres a clock on the stove......


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what do you do when your dishwasher stops working?





tell her lazy ass to get back to the sink...

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why is 6 afraid of 7?




becuase 7-8-9


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thats all i got for now.....every thing else i would really get slaughtered for.......

[SBT]

:rolf:

[Lisa E]

SO I RUN RIGHT OVER TO THIS THREAD CUZ THE SUBJECT SAYS "DUCKS" AND I THINK IT IS ABOUT ANIMALS AGAIN.

UGGG, SO WHAT'S AN ANIMAL LOVER TO DO.....

[Bernie]

if you dont like Micheal Jackson jokes...close your eyes...


what do Micheal Jackson and silver medalist have in common?




they both came in a little behind.....


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when do you know it is bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?




when the big hand touches the little hand.

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what do Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong have in common?





NOTHING....Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Micheal Jackson molested little kids....


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[Bernie]

SO I RUN RIGHT OVER TO THIS THREAD CUZ THE SUBJECT SAYS "DUCKS" AND I THINK IT IS ABOUT ANIMALS AGAIN.

UGGG, SO WHAT'S AN ANIMAL LOVER TO DO.....

hahahaha....sorry......:respect:

[Lisa E]

:Badger3::Badger2::frog::nemo::bunny::badger:

[Bernie]

http://sify.com/images/smiley_duck.gif

best i could do for now.....dont know why it is crying.....

[Bernie]

one more joke...

Why was Micheal Jackson upset when he heard Boyz II Men won a Grammy?






he thought it was a delievery service.

[IslandGirl]

:rolf:

[SBT]

:spit: